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Hellboy ([personal profile] howbigcanitbe) wrote2008-07-11 01:32 pm
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Taken from Jill



The Recipe For Hellboy



3 parts Imagination

2 parts Craftiness

1 part Intellect



Splash of Mischief



Finish off with whipped cream



You know, I'm not a bartender but I'm pretty sure this ain't the recipe for anything me.
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[identity profile] sonata-adagio.livejournal.com 2008-07-11 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
but the whipped cream is good.

[identity profile] howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com 2008-07-11 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Particularly on waffles.

But really, look at me, do I bring to mind whipped cream and mischief?

[identity profile] sonata-adagio.livejournal.com 2008-07-11 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
No, you seem pretty straight forward. If I was going to make you a condiment, I would make you hot sauce.

[identity profile] howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com 2008-07-11 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I could make a lewd joke or two 'bout that. I'll just say, it's a good choice. Bein' fireproof and all. Besides it bein' a good condiment. I use about a gallon of it a month.

[identity profile] sonata-adagio.livejournal.com 2008-07-11 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Sometimes I get things right.

[identity profile] howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
I'm bettin' on more than sometimes

[identity profile] howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Always did like winning bets. Usually bet with Myers on shit. Most the time I win but that's because he's a clueless squirt.

[identity profile] sonata-adagio.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
You don't get along with Myers?

[identity profile] howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
He's alright for a baby sitter. The BPRD don't like it when I go out in public. They catch me on the news or in the papers and people freak out. Myers is supposed to keep me shut in. You see how well that works. He sort of stole my girl so...there's a lot not to like about him.

[identity profile] sonata-adagio.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
He stole your girl? You aren't going to fight for her?

[identity profile] howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Liz is a firestarter but she looks normal. She wants a normal life. As good looking and charming as I am, I can't give that to her. Myers can. She chose him and I want her to be happy.

[identity profile] howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, Liz is learning to control her fire and Myers makes her smile. Besides, I'm a hot commodity so now I'm free.

[identity profile] howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah...somethin' like this. So hot I'm fireproof.

[identity profile] sonata-adagio.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
You realize that if you let me keep talking to you that you're forever going to be hot like hot sauce? I think it's catchy. I like it.

[identity profile] howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty girl calling me hot? I ain't 'bout to turn that down, Darlin'

[identity profile] howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Ain't nothin' but the truth.

[identity profile] sonata-adagio.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
I bet you say that to all the Slayers who try to kick your ass before they know if you're good or evil.

[identity profile] howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
You got me there. 'Course the number of slayers I know bein' exactly one. The number of people who try to kick my ass 'cause they think I'm evil, lot higher. I'm pretty sure it's the cigar 'cause otherwise, I look like a puppy.

[identity profile] sonata-adagio.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
You do not look like a puppy.

[identity profile] howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
huh...well that might explain why people usually think I'm the bad guy.

[identity profile] sonata-adagio.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Demon normally equals bad. You're an exception.

[identity profile] howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah that's 'cause of the man who found me. The man I called father. I woulda been evil, was supposed to be but he changed me. Nature vs nurture arguement I always go with fuckin' nurture.

[identity profile] sonata-adagio.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Do you like being who he made you?

[identity profile] howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Someone gave me the chance once to be who I was s'posed to be. I chose who I want to be; the guy-demon-whatever that I am.

Besides...the horns aren't really a good look.

[identity profile] sonata-adagio.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
They probably get in the way when you're trying to sleep.

[identity profile] sonata-adagio.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
We need to get you some more expensive pillows. Lucy introduced me to some very comfy way too expensive but worth it pillows.

[identity profile] howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Worth it? Ain't pillows, pillows?

[identity profile] sonata-adagio.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Nooooo... I'll show you someday soon.

[identity profile] howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
You're gonna show me pillows?

[identity profile] sonata-adagio.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah... I mean... if that's okay. I don't have to...

[identity profile] howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
No, no that's more than okay. I'm just not usually the guy people want to show pillows to. I'd like to try out these fancy pillows.

[identity profile] sonata-adagio.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. I can be the one to show them to you then.

[identity profile] howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Won't complain. Just tell me when.

[identity profile] sonata-adagio.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Its a date. Only not a date. It's a not!date.

[identity profile] howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Right. Not a date. An agreement to meet and do something together but not a date.

[identity profile] howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com 2008-07-12 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it kinda is.
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