Taken from Jill

[howbigcanitbe]

The Recipe For Hellboy

3 parts Imagination 2 parts Craftiness 1 part Intellect Splash of Mischief Finish off with whipped cream

What's the Recipe for Your Personality?

You know, I'm not a bartender but I'm pretty sure this ain't the recipe for anything me.

Comments

[sonata-adagio.livejournal.com]

Hot like hot sauce?"

[howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com]

Yeah...somethin' like this. So hot I'm fireproof.

[sonata-adagio.livejournal.com]

You realize that if you let me keep talking to you that you're forever going to be hot like hot sauce? I think it's catchy. I like it.

[howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com]

Pretty girl calling me hot? I ain't 'bout to turn that down, Darlin'

[sonata-adagio.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com]

Ain't nothin' but the truth.

[sonata-adagio.livejournal.com]

I bet you say that to all the Slayers who try to kick your ass before they know if you're good or evil.

[howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com]

You got me there. 'Course the number of slayers I know bein' exactly one. The number of people who try to kick my ass 'cause they think I'm evil, lot higher. I'm pretty sure it's the cigar 'cause otherwise, I look like a puppy.

[sonata-adagio.livejournal.com]

You do not look like a puppy.

[howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com]

huh...well that might explain why people usually think I'm the bad guy.

[sonata-adagio.livejournal.com]

Demon normally equals bad. You're an exception.

[howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com]

Yeah that's 'cause of the man who found me. The man I called father. I woulda been evil, was supposed to be but he changed me. Nature vs nurture arguement I always go with fuckin' nurture.

[sonata-adagio.livejournal.com]

Do you like being who he made you?

[howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Someone gave me the chance once to be who I was s'posed to be. I chose who I want to be; the guy-demon-whatever that I am.

Besides...the horns aren't really a good look.

[sonata-adagio.livejournal.com]

They probably get in the way when you're trying to sleep.

[howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com]

They're hell on pillows

[sonata-adagio.livejournal.com]

We need to get you some more expensive pillows. Lucy introduced me to some very comfy way too expensive but worth it pillows.

[howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com]

Worth it? Ain't pillows, pillows?

[sonata-adagio.livejournal.com]

Nooooo... I'll show you someday soon.

[howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com]

You're gonna show me pillows?

[sonata-adagio.livejournal.com]

Yeah... I mean... if that's okay. I don't have to...

[howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com]

No, no that's more than okay. I'm just not usually the guy people want to show pillows to. I'd like to try out these fancy pillows.

[sonata-adagio.livejournal.com]

Okay. I can be the one to show them to you then.

[howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com]

Won't complain. Just tell me when.

[sonata-adagio.livejournal.com]

Its a date. Only not a date. It's a not!date.

[howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com]

Right. Not a date. An agreement to meet and do something together but not a date.

[sonata-adagio.livejournal.com]

It's comfortable.

[howbig-canitbe.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it kinda is.